notiduck ping

Be the first to know when your sites slow down.

Site health watchduck for developers and site maintainers. We continuously monitor your site's speed and health, learning its normal behavior so we can alert you when it degrades—before it hurts.

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EU owned & hosted
Monitored from 3 continents
Starter credits included
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Performance intelligence, not just uptime

Adaptive anomaly detection. Three global locations. Six hour Lighthouse cadence. One goal, catch degradation before it hurts.

Adaptive intelligence

Built because we were tired of false alerts. Our autonomous models learn your server's unique rhythm, per location. We don't just alert on spikes; we verify shifts across three continents before we wake you up. No more crying wolf—just evidence-backed performance intelligence.

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TTFB breakdown

Go beyond a single 'response time' number. We break every check down into DNS, TCP, TLS, and server wait, per location. While standard 'all-in-one' tools give you a surface-level average, we give you the anatomy of the slowdown so you can actually fix it.

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SSL, domain, and SEO health

SSL expiry, domain expiry, WWW canonicalisation, SEO basics, 100 point health score. Never get burned by an expired cert on a Friday.

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Core Web Vitals, every 6 hours

Automated Google Lighthouse audits run on a rolling 6 hour window. We monitor the exact Core Web Vitals that determine your search rankings and user experience. A shift in these numbers is often the first sign of a server redlining or a memory leak, giving you an early warning before the outage hits.

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Credits that never expire

No subscriptions. No monthly bills. Buy credits once, spend them when you need to.

Every monitor runs from 3 global locations, every 5 minutes. No knobs, no tiers.

All features included for everyone. Anomaly detection, TTFB breakdowns, 6 hour Lighthouse, SSL and domain tracking.

Pause and resume monitors anytime. Unused credits stay put.

Choose the credit pack that fits your current monitoring load. All packs are one time purchases with no expiry.

Starter

12500 Credits

€25

(€0.0020 per credit)

Growth

40000 Credits

€59

(€0.0015 per credit)

Agency

120000 Credits

€149

(€0.0012 per credit)

Enterprise

500000 Credits

€499

(€0.0010 per credit)

Frequently asked questions

Everything you need to know about our site health watchduck.

Standard monitors are noisy. They use hardcoded thresholds that trigger on transient network blips, leading to alert fatigue. We use a multi-continent consensus engine. If one location sees a spike, we cross-reference it with the others. We only alert you when the shift is real and verified. We don't try to be a Swiss Army knife of basic features; we focus on being the deepest watchduck in the market.
We ping your site every 5 minutes from 3 continents and run a Google Lighthouse audit every 6 hours. We build a statistical baseline per location and alert you when your Core Web Vitals or response times shift. Think of it as performance intelligence that actually learns your server's health.
notiduck is owned by GIJA HUB MB. There are two of us. Agne handles customer conversations and operations, and I built the monitoring engine. We wanted a tool that actually learns how a server behaves instead of just pinging it blindly. The specifics of our detection engine aren't public, but if you want to talk performance monitoring, email us.
Four shapes we watch for. A sudden spike in one location. A slow drift over hours, usually a memory leak or disk filling up. Multiple locations degrading in concert, usually origin server or database. One region falling behind while the others hold, usually a CDN PoP or regional ISP. Each shape gets its own adaptive detector and each alert carries the measurement behind it.
Every 6 hours on a rolling window with randomised jitter, sampling every behavioral quadrant of your site's performance. We don't just check for SEO; we use Google Lighthouse as a diagnostic sensor. If your Core Web Vitals start to degrade, it often points to a server redlining or a resource bottleneck that simple uptime checks might miss.
A screenshot captured from Gravelines at the moment we detected the issue, the HTTP status code or error class, the TTFB at the time of failure, and which locations agreed on the outcome. Useful for spotting maintenance pages, config errors, and blank 5xx responses without having to open the dashboard.
Email and SMS at launch. Webhook, Slack, PagerDuty, and Grafana are on the roadmap. If one of those integrations would unblock you, email us and it moves up the queue.
We track both continuously and alert at 30, 14, 7, 3, and 1 day out. Plenty of warning to renew without a late night panic.
Yes. Every site you add is monitored from all 3 locations at a 5 minute cadence, and consumes credits at a flat rate per check. No per site limits, no tiers.
Everything is EU owned and hosted. Our current monitoring locations are France (Gravelines), Singapore, and North America. Even our global locations run on EU-governed infrastructure, ensuring the highest standards of data privacy and security.
Yes, as a separate product at price.notiduck.com. Same account, same credit pool. It is a cross sell, not the main pitch.